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sonic dont
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New York delivered the most intellectual, calm, and wellspoken , and also funniest reads I’ve ever heard in my life. 😭😭😭😂 And that’s why she’s the queen of reality TV show. ❤
this is my favorite monologue of all time
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the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh
just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.
This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face.
Really three because I also had to read OP’s name
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miss reba got kylie SHOOK
true but does she have a top lip
dismantling kylie’s entire makeup line with only one lip? QUEEN!
I AM SCREAMING!!
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“Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, was asked where gorillas go after death, she responded by signing “Comfortable hole, bye.”“
“Comfortable hole, bye “
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The Timeless Trilogy
im happy they worked it out
I need updates on this
are they still bffs?
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GET BIG SANDWICH
YOUR CITY NOW
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i'm part boy, part car: boycar
martin. 25. san francisco. he/him. queer software engineer at apple and the protector and king of chilladelphia.
